"This is a staff announcement. All available staff please gather for the skip huddle. I repeat, all available staff please gather for the skip huddle. Thank you."
Three aisles later, I realise I've forgotten to pick up noodles, because my brain has been fully engaged with the question...
What on earth is a skip huddle?
Do they skip to the meeting and then huddle?
Are ropes involved?
One turner? Two turners?
Do they chant skipping rhymes?
Bubble car, bubble car number 27
Went around the corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
and slammed... on... his...
Or maybe it isn't that kind of skip.
Maybe it's a
Maybe they all climb into the big skip labelled
and huddle under the shredded boxes like a family of nesting mice, talking in hushed voices about the little old lady in fruit and veg who spent 15 minutes choosing a small bag of potatoes.
Or, then again, it could just be an acronym;
In which case...
What on earth does it stand for?